So Kristen and I are doing it right... It's totally dark in my room. Recently Kristen downloaded the Halloween theme as a ringtone, and then Joyce called Kristen. I totally thought Michael Myers was gonna pop out of my closet and slash us both with a machetti. It was freaky. We would have both been totally dead, and Michael Myers would be totally gay, because he popped out of my closet. He's not a psychopath, he's just confused and thinks no one will accept his sexuality. Dear Kristen. Change your ringtone.