Shawn Malloy (thpamz2thexay) wrote,
Shawn Malloy
thpamz2thexay

So Kristen and I are doing it right...  It's totally dark in my room.  Recently Kristen downloaded the Halloween theme as a ringtone, and then Joyce called Kristen.  I totally thought Michael Myers was gonna pop out of my closet and slash us both with a machetti.  It was freaky.  We would have both been totally dead, and Michael Myers would be totally gay, because he popped out of my closet.  He's not a psychopath, he's just confused and thinks no one will accept his sexuality.  Dear Kristen.  Change your ringtone.
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